So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”

英语小笑话五到六句 扩展

1. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. Why did the boy fall off the bicycle? Because his brains were in his feet!

4. What is a seal's favorite dance? The neap!

5. What do you call a fish that doesn't exist? A guppy!